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IF Russian astronauts are called cosmonauts and those from China are called taikonauts, what would Malaysian astronauts be called?
Answer: Can-or-not?
That was the joke that made the rounds last year when we announced plans to put the first Malaysian in space.
So much for 'Malaysia Boleh'.
It was, frankly, a typically Malaysian response.
We - who seem to be allergic to even the concept of achievement - can't help adopting a snide and defeatist posture when prodded to do a little more than we're accustomed to.
There's little excuse for that attitude now that we have a track record for accomplishing the extraordinary.
Transforming ourselves from an agricultural backwater into the 17th-largest trading nation in the world does, after all, take some spunk.
But the jokes are now officially over when it comes to the Malaysian astronaut programme.
This week, authorities announced the last two candidates in the race: medical officer Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor, 34, and army dental surgeon Faiz Khaleed, 26.
Both men are scheduled to leave for the Yuri Gagarin Aerospace Training Centre in Moscow at the end of this month and will undergo 12 months of training before it is decided which of them will have the honour of taking the Malaysian flag to the International Space Station next year.
The announcement meant that the other two shortlisted candidates, senior quality engineer S Vanajah and commercial airline pilot Mohammed Faiz Kamaludin, are officially out of the running.
Ms Vanajah apparently didn't fare well during a gravity test, while it was discovered that Captain Mohammed Faiz had a medical ailment.
As the only woman in the select group, Ms Vanajah has been a standard-bearer for Malaysian women these last few months.
I wonder how many of us really believed that the first Malaysian astronaut would be a woman, but the dream was sweet while it lasted and we are all sorry to see Ms Vanajah go.
Meanwhile, the jokers may have retired from the gallery but the cynics have happily moved in to take their place.
Some predict that Dr Sheikh Muszaphar will ultimately be chosen because, while Capt (Dr) Faiz is attractive in his own right, Dr Sheikh Muszaphar looks like he just stepped off the cover of GQ magazine.
The handsome and always perfectly-coiffed doctor looks like he's photogenic enough to make even a bulky space suit look good.
And who doesn't want his pioneering astronaut to look dashing?
Of course, that trivialises the arduous process that both men - indeed all four of the shortlisted candidates - have gone through.
There were reportedly 10,000 people who applied for the programme and who knows what physical, mental and emotional trials were used to winnow them down to these two.
In any case, it will be another year before we hear the final chapter in this story.
We could certainly work on our collective attitude in the meantime, unless we want to stay clunkily earth-bound forever.
Source: The (Electric) New Paper Singapore